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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 pony 🐴

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