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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜

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