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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩

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