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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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