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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷

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