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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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cat 🐈 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜

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