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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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