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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍

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