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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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