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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 snake 🐍

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