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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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