Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Adele
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Frodo
Hermoine
Zeus
Sparky
Loki
Coco
Rocky
Gus
Millie
Smeagol
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.