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Pet squish
My
aunt
Dorothy
dropped
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a small child
a piano
a priceless vase
a gold ingot
a gallon of soy sauce
a refrigerator
an anvil
a bowling ball
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a computer
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