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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a barrel on their pet …

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pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️

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