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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈

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