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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱

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