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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶

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