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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped an anvil on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶

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