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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 canary 🦜

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