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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜

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