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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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