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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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