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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️

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