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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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