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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁

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