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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 snake 🐍

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