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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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