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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕

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