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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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