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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴

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