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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Jemima
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Kirk
Thor
Pepper
Tinkerbell
Ginger
Widget
Worf
Hufflepuff
Luke Skywalker
Maya
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Dan
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