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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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