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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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