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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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