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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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