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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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