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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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