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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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