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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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