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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a sofa a television a car tyre a refrigerator a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a barrel a piano a priceless vase a photocopier an anvil

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