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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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