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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕

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