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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕

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