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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈

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