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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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