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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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