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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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