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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹

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