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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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