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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕

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