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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️

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