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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Imogen
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
hamster 🐹
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Sparky
Squishy
Frodo
Rocky
Ziggy
Minnie
Rex
...Stink
Bilbo
Bella
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