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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠

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