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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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