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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶

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