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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜

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