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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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