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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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