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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹

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