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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹

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