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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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