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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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