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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍

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