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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Imogen
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Gus
Izzy
Piper
Tilly
Squishy
...Cuddles
Luke Skywalker
Luna
Millie
Trotsky
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