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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a piano on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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