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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶

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