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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a piano on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰

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