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Pet squish
My
son
dropped
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a watermelon
a priceless vase
a barrel
an anvil
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a sofa
a television
a small child
a refrigerator
a photocopier
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Dan
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