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Pet squish

My son dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩

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