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Pet squish

My son dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹

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