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Pet squish

My son dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷

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