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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒

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