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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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