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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶

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