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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰

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