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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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