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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶

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