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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍

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