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Pet squish

My son dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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