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Pet squish
My
son
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
pug 🐶
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Bilbo
Twilight Sparkle
Pepper
Toby
Lola
Ginger
Oscar
Coco
Gus
Rocky
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