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Pet squish
My
son
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Alfie
Rocky
Hufflepuff
Coco
Darth Vader
Rufus
Charlie
Oscar
Maya
Twilight Sparkle
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