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Pet squish

My son dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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