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Pet squish

My son dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴

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