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Pet squish

My son dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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