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Pet squish

My son dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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