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Pet squish

My son dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶

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