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Pet squish

My son dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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