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Pet squish

My son dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱

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