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Pet squish

My son dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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