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Pet squish

My son dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍

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