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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a priceless vase a sofa a small child a barrel a photocopier a gold ingot a piano a computer a gallon of soy sauce a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes

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