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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶

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