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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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