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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a small child on their pet …

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pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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