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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍

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