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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩

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