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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️

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